魔法烤红薯
日期:2023-02-17 15:06

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You suck at cooking, yeah you totally suck.

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你的厨艺弱爆了,完全弱爆了]gc@vW|8@g&9

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So the first thing you need is yams.

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首先需要红薯uQ2v!f8E&zKn)K]tZdk|

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See that?

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看到了吗?

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What I did was I just cut off anything I didn't like, like that.

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把不喜欢的部分削掉就行了,就像这样4r21z%gl_dQJe

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I don't like you, don't like you, don't like you.

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我不喜欢你,不喜欢你,不喜欢你qu0%gJvEz|

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The rest is cool.

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剩下的都还行@VJ3S(7.[7zVnV

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I'm just gonna cube these to some level of cubic.

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然后把红薯切成块状BrdQtD1Doh3TWBP9

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Pop, pop, pop, pop.

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砰,砰,砰,砰rRm.Gs.xzz9X

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It's really important that you use avocado oil, if you're also making this at my friend's house and that's all they have.

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很重要的一点是要用鳄梨油,如果你像我一样是在朋友家做这个菜,而他们家里只有这种油WfB)^^t&oR5

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So we had onion.

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Giving the onion a nice massage; it had a hard day.

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给洋葱好好按摩一下,它累了一整天了7XJ%(m.pb^bERzc

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I'm not sure about this, but I'm gonna put in a little bit of minced garlic from a jar.

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我不太确定,但我会放一点罐子里的蒜蓉~DCIArKZ(*4_EsuL6

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Put in as much dill as you can find.

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把能找到的茴香都放进去v+fvjrgu&(%,KLC30_uT

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I want to put in seven or eight kilograms of dill.

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我想放他个七八公斤的茴香jHVc34GN0z.4Pun;L

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Just grab the nearest thing you can and start wangjangling this.

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Take a pan.

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Essentially what you're trying to do here is slam jam or cram several grams of yam, but less than a kilogram into the pan,

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从本质上讲,你要做的就是酱酱糊糊,拌匀红薯c=whgzvu&jfDOX

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while sending a telegram of a sonogram exam by tram to some of your fam, regardless of your plans to let them know you're a really big supporter of everything they do.

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同时给朋友发超声波检查电报,说不管发生什么你都站在他们一边3oL5,q6XVAY4x

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I really should have chopped this dill fine probably, so now I just gotta like live with the consequences.

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我可能真的应该把茴香切碎一点,所以现在只能将就一下了g#Lbg@rPdWCw_|

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Time to take a trip to the furnace.

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是时候去熔炉里走一趟了Pj5+^9_cdP

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And we have the onions set to 375.

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把洋葱烤箱调到375度Ou_2#9^uj2dLRqnaXf8

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Whoa, calm down.

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哇,冷静点%r#Yc]Qp5mdTQ6UzdF

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While that's baking, I just want to quickly show you how to identify a yam from the outside.

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等那边烤着,我想快速教你如何从外表识别红薯xH;.fomq2Cx~mYJ2]B

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Basically looks like, like that...

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基本上就是,就是这样的gG-tfKz)1Nv^2+#10

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A cool craft you can do for the kids is if you take a couple yam slices, make some strips, you can make some line designs.

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你可以给孩子们做一个很酷的手工品,切几片山药,再切成条,然后可以做一些线条设计mz9Y&)2Lz3

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This and it's like a pentayam.

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一个红薯五角星[USxO3MfBCg6(37

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And then you can, you know, sing a little fun song.

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然后你就可以开始吟诵^7[_tp28c]0Xqcfh*(

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Mighty Lord Satan by whom all things are set free, I cast myself utterly in divine arms and place myself unreservedly in the all-powerful protection.

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万能的撒旦让万物自由,我投身于神圣怀抱,无边法力护我此身C[hRsT(xH[DpWJgO

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It's been like 35 or 40 minutes.

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已经有35到40分钟了GP2THaw*nM6aAUNr]lTL

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Don't forget to turn off the onion.

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别忘了把洋葱烤箱关掉701KzWaPr4b

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So you'll know these are ready when you, like, the way they taste.

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尝一尝,你就知道熟了没有5%EfhrC%xNk8gM,BlKLs

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I really should have salted this beforehand.

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应该先撒点盐的L_9o4YP7[MbV7q_y#

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And I also should have added the pepper pepper pepper when it was in the bowl.

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在碗里搅拌的时候也应该加点胡椒胡椒胡椒的&x;+OJ_7^CRdcj7lI

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We have some yams and you could just serve these yams on a plate.

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红薯做好了,可以直接装在盘子里.dg)~sL*TDm

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There's a lot you can do to really make this visually stunning.

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有很多办法可以让它更有视觉冲击力一点g9[e3FY-LJxiXKC

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You don't want to clutter the plate, so like some minimalism is good.

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不要把盘子塞得满满的,极简主义是王道^1+^daU-Dl@cZ5P|dG

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Contrasting shapes are nice, so I would just put a banana in here.

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用形状形成鲜明对比是个好办法,所以我会在这里放一根香蕉f2)0NzH^c8n

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From there it's kind of nice if you have some like colorful ribbon.

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这样的话,如果有一些像五颜六色的彩带就很不错_n)XB1ywDUePAilww@HL

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Take a pair of scissors.

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拿一把剪刀xUx&ij,pH-i^%=n%uT

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And then just take a nice contrasting color tape, like say black.

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然后剪一条对比色的丝带,比如黑色5(+F8f]D;z5@&

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Just slam some nice curly Q's around the side of the plate.

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在盘子边上打几个漂亮的卷就行了gT;ARm;ME@wA7h%ZE)

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You can even use some black ribbons.

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甚至可以用一些黑丝带yuVNmeLWiuJ;Ki-1

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Black is beautiful. Black is your soul.

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黑色是美丽的h,CW!)c*7;NL*h.i_NE。黑色是你的灵魂fgpJZm0,ha

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Now I've got a nice bow here.

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这里放个漂亮的蝴蝶结z0rb[hoYomr)0J)sBD&

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Because anytime you make someone food, it's a gift.

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因为任何时候你给别人做饭,都是在送一份礼物S4*h#ar!sCQ!L,+

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Take an egg carton, oh, just spider in here, look.

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拿一个装鸡蛋的盒子,哦,有只蜘蛛,看fhfDDHtN7j=HW@7

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We'll include the spider in the presentation.

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干脆蜘蛛也放进去吧&+MP5+xwv5d|37

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And that's kind of like a live exhibit and you draw a little face here, you put some pipe cleaners in, you got a nice caterpillar.

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搞得像活体展览一样,在这里画一个脸,放入试管刷,就有了一只毛毛虫hoNV@b6whorZ1a

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And the cool thing about the caterpillar is it denotes freshness.

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有毛毛虫表示食物新鲜v|Z;M#[1gm5tj7ARnZl

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So you can just have that guy, and you know this is starting to look really good.

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所以可以放进去,看起来真是不错Hw5+OtltuvfZs-X=YO==

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Take the whole plate, and you get some kind of like industrial sander, but just having a little motion.

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拿起整个盘子,再拿一个像工业磨砂机一样的东西,让它稍微动起来.o06Z!tE3s3zx=4~gwb

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Where does the spider go?

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蜘蛛跑到哪里去了?

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So in a hard time staying, so...

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有点难搞啊L[=GO[li^g0^Fj[l

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You keep your fork here as it comes around.

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把叉子放在这儿,等它转过来jZ4M!D1XG!

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Boom it just goes right on your fork.

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哈,正好送到你的叉子上+_HF#C2ytnQfE~1.1[k1

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See?

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看见了?

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It just goes to show that with just the most minimal effort you can pick something that's totally beautiful.

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这表明,只需要最少的努力,你就可以挑出最美的东西15X@HYG5FA;

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Oh, man.

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哦,我的天;CiAEQ#!n,m4,l

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You suck at cooking, oh my god.

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You suck, you suck at cooking, oh my god.

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你的厨艺弱爆了,弱爆了,我的天V,nSwkbPUPlExJCTNB=

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You suck, suck at cooking, you suck...

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你的厨艺弱爆了,弱爆了rBWr.^6pCHceGz*+T

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