(单词翻译:单击)
Seth.
塞斯
Hey.
你好。
Hey, you must be that guy's gonna ask me seventy-three questions that is absurdly crafted interview.
你好，你一定是那个要问我73个问题的家伙，这会是一个精心制作地荒诞访问。
Yeah, something like that.
是的，差不多就是这样。
What's your favorite board game?
你最喜欢的桌上游戏是什么？
Scrabble.
拼字游戏。
If you could play Scrabble with anyone currently living who would it be?
如果你能和现在还健在的人玩拼字游戏，那个人会是谁？
My parents.
我的父母。
What about not living?
已故的人呢？
Benjamin Franklin.
本杰明·富兰克林。
What's your favorite comic of all time?
你最喜欢的连环画是什么？
Grand morrison's Animal Man.
格兰德·莫里森的动物人。
Who's your favorite comic book artist?
你最喜欢的漫画家是谁？
Kevin Maguire.
凯文·马奎尔。
If you got one superpower what would it be?
如果你有一种超能力，那会是什么？
I guess I'd like to be able to fly.
我想要飞。
What's the coolest thing in this room?
这个房间里最酷的东西是什么？
That photo of Martha Stewart.
玛莎·斯图尔特的照片。
How did you get your hands on that photo of Martha Stewart?
你怎么弄到玛莎·斯图尔特的照片的？
I simply asked Martha Stewart for it.
我只是向玛莎·斯图尔特要的。
Hey, Seth how many jokes are in the monologue on average every night?
塞斯，你的脱口秀节目中平均每晚有多少笑话？
I'd say around ten.
我想大概十个。
Okay, they need you on stage.
他们需要你上场。
Do you want to be on stage?
你想到场上来吗？
Yeah, definitely.
是的，当然。
Great.
太棒了。
Pure hip-hop artists what would your stage name be?
如果是位嘻哈艺人，你的艺名会是什么？
MC suburbs.
MC suburbs.
If you had a boat what would you name it?
如果你有一艘船，你会给它起什么名字？
Deathtrap.
死亡陷阱。
If you could work the runway to any song what would it be?
如果你能在飞机跑道上演唱一首歌，会是什么歌？
David Bowie's Boys Keep Swinging.
大卫·鲍伊的《孩子们荡秋千》。
These are cool photos.
这些照片很酷。
Who are these people?
这些人是谁？
This is the incredible staff of our show here.
这是我们节目组那些超棒的工作人员。
How many people work here?
有多少人在这里工作？
Almost a hundred people.
差不多一百人。
What's the coolest thing about New York City.
纽约最酷的地方是什么？
That interesting people from other cities come here to live.
从其他城市来的有趣的人，到这里生活。
Favorite place to hang out in New York City.
纽约最喜欢去的地方。
They're probably my local Irish bar.
可能是当地的爱尔兰酒吧。
What is first website you visit in the morning?
你早上访问的第一个网站是什么？
Twitter.
推特。
Favorite person on Twitter.
推特上最喜欢的人。
That would be our head writer Alex Bay's.
是我们的首席作家亚历克斯·贝的。
Actually can we throw his Twitter handle right here on the camera?
我们能把他的推特地址打到屏幕上吗？
Yeah.
当然。
I could totally take care of that.
我完全可以搞定。
Okay.
好的。
So where are we right now?
我们现在在哪里？
This is backstage, the area right before I walk out for my monologue.
这是后台，前面就是我做脱口秀节目的地方。
Do you have any last-minute rituals?
你有什么最后的程序吗？
Yeah, come on.
有，来吧。
Okay, cool.
好的，真酷。
Every night I look at that picture of my dog and it makes me smile.
每天晚上我看着我的狗的照片，它让我微笑。
What is this little guy's name?
这个小家伙叫什么名字？
Her name is frisbee.
她叫飞盘。
What would her name be if it weren't frisbee?
如果不叫飞盘，会是什么名字？
Noodles.
面条。
That is so sweet, adorable.
真是太可爱了。
Who would you want to write your obituary?
你想让谁来写你的讣告？
A very old David Remnick.
老大卫·雷姆尼克。
Hey, Fred.
嘿，弗雷德。
Hey, Seth, what's going on?
嘿，赛斯，怎么了？
Not much.
没事。
How are you?
你怎么样？
I'm doing good.
我很好。
What music would you like me to play for these questions?
你想让我为这些问题演奏什么音乐？
Something that a sensitive guy would play at a party to impress a girl.
一个敏感的男人在派对上为了给女孩留下好印象而演奏的曲子。
Okay, let's see.
好吧，来听听。
Yes.
好的。
It's totally yes.
就是这个调。
Seth, how did you feel an opening night?
赛斯，首演之夜你感觉如何？
I was nervous.
我很紧张。
What's the most nervous you've ever felt?
你最紧张的是什么？
Probably right before the White House Correspondents Dinner.
可能就在白宫记者晚宴开始之前。
Now without context, what's the punchline to your favorite joke.
如果没有上下文的话，你最喜欢的笑话抖的包袱是什么。
Unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I bet he’s mistaken
除非黑人是白人的家庭成员，否则他会被搞错。
All right.
好的。
What's your favorite SNL sketch that we wrote together?
我们一起写的你最喜欢的SNL sketch是什么？
Ian Roberts history Punk.
伊恩·罗伯茨历史朋克。
What about you?
那你呢？
I'm not here to answer questions Seth.
赛斯，我不是来回答的问题的。
That's my favorite tune.
那是我最喜欢的曲调。
Great.
太棒了。
Seth in three words, how would you describe your friendship with Fred Armisen.
赛斯，用三个词来形容你和弗雷德·阿米森的友谊。
Hilarious, sustainable and unpredictable.
搞笑、永续、不可预测。
Do you want to come to be a guest on my show first?
你想先来我的节目做客吗？
Yeah, let's do it.
是的，我们开始吧。
What's the hardest part about hosting a show?
主持节目最难的是什么？
Having to sit and makeup every night.
每天晚上都要坐着，还要化妆。
What's the easiest part?
最容易的是什么？
Getting to talk to interesting people like you.
和像你这样有趣的人交谈。
Yeah, that's nice.
真不错。
All right, so this is what the view is like.
好吧，这就是现场了。
Yeah, what's a perfect guest lineup?
没错，你最棒的嘉宾是谁？
My perfect guest lineup is Andy Samberg a four year old musicianand music from the hole steady.
我最棒的嘉宾是安迪·桑伯格，一个四岁的魔术师，音乐信手拈来。
What person dead or alive would you want to cover for you if you called in sick?
如果你打电话请病假，已故或健在的人中，你想找谁替你做节目？
Joan Rivers.
琼·里弗斯。
