英语PK台(MP3+文本) 第1198期:幽默短篇《换闹钟》
日期:2020-09-18 08:43

(单词翻译:单击)

The Exchange

by Jon Langford

1. "Hello, sir. How may I help you?"

"I'd like toreturn this alarm clock, please."

"What's wrong with it?"

"The alarm doesn't work."

"How do you mean?"

"The alarm makes no sound."


2. "Did you troubleshoot using the manual?"

"Yes."

"And it still didn't work?"

"No."

"Okay. Do you have the receipt?"

"No. I can't find it anywhere."

"Then I can't give you a refund."


3. "Oh no, you misunderstand. I don't want a refund. Ijust want to exchange it for one that works."

"Okay. Do you have the originalpackaging?"

"No. I threw it away."

"I can't do an exchange without the originalpackaging."

"It came in a plastic clamshell. I had to hack it open with a knife. I don't understand. Why do you need the packaging?"

"Our policy for all exchanges is that the product be returned in its originalpackaging."

"It was just aload of ripped up plastic. Why would I keep that?"

"In case you needed to return the item."


4. "I didn't think an alarm clock would break after afew weeks. So you're telling me you can't do anything to help?"

"To do anything I need some proof of purchase."

"I'm proof! I'm telling you now that I bought ithere. In fact, I think you might have even served me."

"Did you register the product warranty number online?"

"No."

"Ah well, that's a problem. How did you pay for it?Cash or card?"

"Cash."

"If you'd paid on card you could've got a statementfrom your bank proving you'd made a purchase here and on what date."


5. "Well, I paid cash."

"The thing is, other stores sell this brand too. Youcould've bought it anywhere."

"I could. But I didn't. I bought it here and itdoesn't work and you owe me an alarmclock."

"When did you buy it?"

"A few weeks ago."

"Our exchange policy is twenty-one days so you mightbe out of warranty anyway."

"I bought it last month sometime. I don't rememberthe exact date."

"We've been selling this model for a couple of years now."

"Are you saying I'm lying?"

"No, sir. I'm simply saying that you might havebought it twenty-two days ago and in that case, even with a receipt and theoriginal packaging, I wouldn't be able to do anything to help."

"Nothing?"

"No."


6. "So now I just have a faulty alarm clock forever?"

"Well, you could send it off to the manufacturer with a letter explainingthe problem."

"It was made in China. That's more hassle than it's worth."

"Then I would suggest taking it to a repairshop."

"That sort of thing usually costs more than what youpaid for something in the first place."

"I know."


7. "Can I speak to the manager, please?"

"The manager's off today."

"Then can I speak to whoever's in charge?"

"You already are."

"Is the manager in tomorrow?"

"No."

"When's he next in?"

"It's a she."

"Okay. When's she next in?"

"Monday."

"I'll come back Monday then."


8. "Very good. Can I help you with anything else today, sir?"

"I doubt it."

"Okay. Would you like to open a store card? It'scompletely free and you get five percent off every purchase."

"No thank you."

"If you open one today you get a free gift."

"What's the free gift?"

"An alarm clock."

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