(单词翻译:单击)
Using the fewest words possible, can you explain to me how you are related to Gigi?
你能向我简短解释你和吉吉之间的关系吗？
So, her stepdad is my half-brother's stepdad. Ex-stepdad, does that make sense?
她的继父是我同父异母哥哥的继父。前继父，这说得通吗？
Not at all. Oh, okay, sorry. Do you read internet comments? No.
完全说不通。哦，好吧，对不起。你看过网络评论吗？没有。
What's the funniest thing you've ever read about yourself on the internet?
你在网上读到的关于你自己的最有趣的事情是什么？
That I'm having Justin Bieber's spirit child.
我怀了贾斯汀·比伯的灵童。
What do you wanna say to your fans? I love you.
你想对你的粉丝说什么？我爱你们。
Alright, what's the story behind this Instagram photo?
好吧，这张Instagram照片背后的故事是什么？
This is me getting ready for an event with my stylist and my seamstress in some sick boots.
这是我的造型师和女裁缝给我准备的，需要穿一些我讨厌的靴子。
What's the story behind this Instagram photo?
这张Instagram照片背后的故事是什么？
This is me and my sisters at my sister's baby shower having some sister time.
这是我和姐妹们在我妹妹的迎婴派对上，在那里度过了快乐的闺蜜时光。
What's the story behind this Instagram photo? This is my always mood.
这张Instagram照片背后的故事是什么？这是我常用的情绪表情包。
Will you post a selfie of you and me on your Instagram?
你能把你和我的自拍发到你的Instagram上吗？
No, let's go to the pool. Name one thing you cannot live without. Pasta.
不能，我们去游泳池吧。说出一件你离不开的东西。意大利面。
Kendall! Hi! I just had a baby, what should I do to celebrate?
肯达尔！嗨！我老婆刚生了个孩子，我该怎么庆祝一下呢？
Maybe go hang out with your wife. What TV show would you kill to make a cameo in?
或许可以陪你老婆出去转转。你会客串什么电视节目？
The Bachelorette. Do you have a favorite episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians?
真人秀《千金求钻石》。关于《与卡戴珊一家同行》，你有最喜欢的一集吗？
Yeah, probably the one where I did prosthetics with my sisters.
是啊，可能就是我和姐妹们一起制作义肢的那一集。
Would you ever do a spin-off? No, I like working with my family too much.
你曾经有想过从家庭工作环境中独立出来吗？没有，我很喜欢和家人一起工作。
What are three things you look for in a man?
你在一个男人身上寻找的三件东西是什么？
Confidence, good sense of humor, and great style.
自信，有幽默感，造型独特。
Who did you have a crush on when you were younger?
你年轻的时候暗恋过谁？
Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez. Alright, what was your first memory?
绰号为“喷气机”的宾尼·尤奎德兹。好吧，你最初的记忆是什么？
Me running down the halls in my house in a little leopard coat.
我穿着一件小豹皮大衣在房子的走廊里跑来跑去。
Who would make you totally star struck? Angelina Jolie, of course.
谁是你的明星偶像？当然是安吉丽娜·朱莉。
Alright, favorite place to visit that's not a home?
好吧，除了家之外最喜欢去的地方是哪里？
Palm Springs. Do you have a hidden talent? Yeah, I can make bird noises.
美国棕榈泉。你有隐藏的天赋吗？有的，我能模仿鸟叫声。
Prove it. Kendall, get your ass in here. What was the name of your first pet?
证明给我看看。肯达尔，快进来。你的第一个宠物叫什么名字？
Harley. Yes, Mom, what's up? Well, I finished your planetarium,
哈利。是的，妈妈，怎么了？好吧，我装修好你的房间了，合你意了，跟天文馆差不多了，
and wanted to know what's the most embarrassing thing that your mom's ever done?
想知道你妈妈做过的最尴尬的事是什么？
Maybe this, all your magazines. Love you. Love you.
或许就是你的这些杂志吧。我爱你。我爱你。
If you had to choose another career, what would you do?
如果你不得不选择另一个职业，你会怎么做？
Probably working on a farm somewhere. How would you describe yourself in three words?
可能在某个农场工作。你如何用三个词来形容你自己？
I'm a weirdo, I'm motivated, and I'm jet-lagged.
我是个怪人，我很有动力，而且我时差反应很慢。
If you could have a superpower, what would it be?
如果你能拥有一个超能力，那会是什么呢？
Gosh, probably to be invisible whenever I wanted to be.
天啊，我想什么时候隐形就什么时候隐形。
What's the biggest surprise you've ever had? Maybe when one of my sister's got pregnant.
你最大的惊喜是什么？或许当我的一个妹妹怀孕的时候。
Or when Kanye proposed to Kim. What is the best piece of advice you've ever received?
或者当坎耶向金求婚的时候。你收到过的最好的建议是什么？
Treat people the way you want to be treated. What advice would you give your younger self?
以换位思考的方式去对待别人。你会给你年轻的自己什么建议？
Don't wear that. What do you hope for by the time you're 30?
别穿成那样。当你30岁的时候你希望得到什么？
Happiness, love, and a family. What are you doing immediately after this interview?
幸福，爱情，还有家庭。采访结束后你马上要做什么？
Going to the gym, this body doesn't do it itself. Alright, last question.
去健身房，身体不能自行锻炼。好吧，最后一个问题。
Before I leave, can I film you with some crazy filters on your face?
在我离开之前，我能拍张照吗？看看带着疯狂滤镜的你是什么样子的。
Thought you'd never ask. Okay, so here you are with some insane eyeballs.
我以为你不会问的。好的，你的眼球看起来太疯狂了。
And let's see what else we have. Ah, looks like you have a beard now.
让我们看看我们还有什么。啊，看起来你现在有胡子了。
Okay. Do that bird thing again. Sure. Okay.
好吧。请再次发挥你隐藏的天赋吧。当然可以。好吧。
Okay, that's enough. That'll be all. Thanks, Kendall. Bye!
好了，够了。就这些了。多谢肯达尔。再见！
