六个字总结春假
日期:2020-03-09 09:03

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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite #SpringBreakInSixWords responses from you guys.

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我想和大家分享一些“六个字总结春假”的标签La=A[E@wrFs,~lW=M!

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This first one is from @sophiardicapua. She says, 10 college kids one motel room. Hey, I've been there. I got the bathtub.

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第一个来自@sophiardicapua,她说10个大学生,一间汽车旅店的房子,我去过呢,还有浴盆呢)oG;R[V3Q6yvQIr7y^

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This one is from @Michelle06172431. That rolls off the tongue there. No, I....

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这个来自@米希尔06172431,有点绕舌头,我没有...

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I didn't do it, but I really wanted to do it. Can I do this? Yeah, I'm doing this to itch my nose. Yeah.

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我没有做,但我想做来着,我能做吗?好吧,我只是想挑逗我的鼻子,好吧^cudaby*82P([+v*LlI

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That buzzer came a little too quick. Yeah. Guess what. They're on it. Bumming me out. Yeah.

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嗡嗡声来的有点早,没错,你猜怎么着,他们开始了,让我失望,没错_O2nlKPs.Ai%NM,Y

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I think they have something against me. Well, they want you to be healthy.

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我认为他们想抵制我了,好吧,他们想让你更健康xM^yhUpb7cWrVpkqrH

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This is from @Michelle06172431. She says, How did sand get in there? Alright. What?

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这个来自@米希尔06172431,她说沙子是从哪里来的?好吧,啥?

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We know how it got in there. This one is from @clearwaters. Nice. They say, Down for a vacation, leaving on probation.

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我们知道沙子从哪里来的,这个来自@clearwaters,不错,放你的假,停薪留职_d=_NdWh~V=F9HrH

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Hey, that's...Better than jail. This one is from @chickatie. Oh, she's chic. Say chic. She says, Please don't tag me on Facebook.

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嘿,总比蹲监狱好,这个来自@chickatie,她很靓哦,说靓丽,她说“请不要在脸书上标记我”2&[8.NzV+T2khOduJ6

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There you go. Smart, that's a smart thing. This one is from @roninthekey. He says, How I learned about credit scores.

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好吧,这个不错,很聪明的,这个来自@roninthekey,她说“我如何了解信用评级”X@fDDb,MTp0yr|pz=_(Q

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Well, there you go, yeah. This one is from @dfwheat. @Dfwheat? @Dfwheat. @Dfwheat? @Dfwheat.

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好吧,没错,哦哦,这个来自@dfwheat,@Dfwheat?@Dfwheat,@Dfwheat?@DfwheatIS7Zmja&o9J8o4Kz3d9

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Did you ever meet anyone with the last name wheat? No, never. Wheat.

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你有见过性“小麦”的吗?没有,从来没有,小麦mHUi&0eY,%JGD

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I would say that's the Russian bot. Yeah, that's probably the bot 'cause they'll fool you.

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我会说它是“俄罗斯计划”,没错,这或许是可以欺骗你的计划m~)xMeFcl%g&jj.s

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I mean, I know Buck. Buck Wheat? Yeah, Buck Wheat is the only person I know with the last name Wheat.

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我的意思是,布克·小麦?没错,布克·小麦是我见过的第一个性小麦的人m)mFWvTAuE1[,QdY

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Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Oh, Cream Of... Cream of, did you say? Yeah. Cream of Wheat.

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没错,没错,乳酪,啥乳酪来着?没错,小麦乳酪KqU7D=[T@a+@DE6

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Hi, this is my friend Cream of. That's a Russian name, Creamof. My name is Creamof.

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嗨,这是我的朋友乳酪...这个俄罗斯名字,小乳,我的名字叫小乳!L6clFGZGxXcL

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Creamof. Creamof Wheat. No, yeah. She says, Coronavirus isn't the only contagious thing! Oh, boy.

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小乳,小乳·小麦,没错,她说“新冠病毒并不是唯一传染的东西”,老天啊Sb#shmo9|8i)[Vu

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Hello! Fist bump. This one is from @alicenwonderland.

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你好,碰拳,这个来自@alicenwonderland5bG0o!P^Hcilo%X;=Gqd

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She says, And nine months later, you arrived. That's it.

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她说经过九个月后,你抵达了,没错OlZWEPMg1Hlb5vz&2l

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Last one is from @matthewtsang. He says, Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots! There you have it.

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最后一个来自@matthewtsang,她说开枪,开枪,开枪,开枪,开枪,开枪,就这些dEPBotzj[ZwTtS

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