Thank you for being here! Thank you for coming to see us! We're so happy you're here.
谢谢你们做客节目 谢谢你们来看我们 我们非常开森你们能来
There's so much I can't wait to talk to you all about.
我等不及要和你们聊个尽兴辣
But David I've gotta talk to you about this. Okay. I am intrigued by this.
但是大卫我得和你聊聊这个 好的 我非常感兴趣
This summer you got to go on vacation with oprah. Yes.
今年夏天 你和奥普拉女王一块去度假了 是滴
Tell me everything. What was it like?
跟我讲讲所有的事情 那是什么感觉
Well it's the best food you'll ever eat, that's the first thing. I'd say she has an amazing amazing chef.
首先 那有你能吃到的最好的食物 我得说 她有个超棒的厨子
The only problem with spending a lot of time with oprah is you find yourself singing everything.
和奥普拉呆一起时间久了 只有一个问题 那就是 你老是会吟唱
And which is fine when you're with her.
和她在一块时 没啥事
But for instance if I just left Maui, which is where we were, I would be saying,
但是 比如说 我离开了毛伊岛 来到这里 我就会说
I'm on the late late show with James Corden.
我上了柯登的深夜秀了哟
This is why I feel like I am the perfect vacation guest for her.
这就是为什么我觉得我是她完美的度假客人
Talk to me about this. How I met oprah. I've been in the orbit of oprah.
跟我说说这件事 我怎么能碰到奥普拉 我曾环绕在奥普拉的身边
I cannot seem to penetrate the ozone.
我似乎都穿不过臭氧层了
Right that's odd thing to say. It's up there with astronaut feces, I think.
这个表达有点古怪 就好像是和宇航员的粪便待在一起的感觉
No I'm saying how do I get into the ozone. You know what I'm talking about the ozone.
不 我是说 我怎么能进入臭氧层 你知道我在说什么 就是臭氧
Me you gale on a jet going to Hawaii. What do I do David? Help me. Ignore her.
我 你 还有 盖尔 开飞机去夏威夷 我该怎么办 帮我 忽略她

No I'm serious. Well I'm doing fine on that.
不 我是认真的 这件事我做的很好
I haven't talked to her in 18 months, what more can I do?
我都18个月都没跟她说话了 我还能做什么
I'm serious, we became friends on a film called The Butler.
说真的 我们是在排白宫管家时认识的
Everyone, as you can imagine is a bit like you, wants to be in her orbit right.
每个人 如你所想 跟你差不多 想环绕在她的周边
And I kind of took the other, I was just like, you know, I'm not gonna be that person.
我没有这么做 我就在想 我不要这么做
She said, you come here, are you ignoring me? And that's, we became good friends.
她就说 你过来 你是在忽略我吗 就这样我们成了朋友
She is in trouble next time I see her.
下次我见她的时候 她麻烦大了
Imagine you are oprah, you see me at a party.
假装你是奥普拉 你在派对上看到了我
Yeah you are Oprah and you see me.
你是奥普拉 看见我了
You're Oprah and you'd say, hi James. Hey james.
你和我打招呼 你好 詹姆斯
James come sit by me, come sit by me.
詹姆斯 来来 坐我边上