Phoebe: Should we do something?
Chandler: Yeah, never cheat on① Rachel.1
Ross: I’m sorry, Okay? I’m sorry. I wa–I was disgusted with② myself, and this morning I was so, I was so upset and then I got your message and I was so happy, and all I wanted was to get her out of my apartment as fast as possible.
Rachel: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!2
Ross: Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing is she meant, she meant nothing to me!
Rachel: And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship!3
Ross: Look, I didn’t think there was a relationship to jeopardize. I thought we were broken up.
Rachel: We were on a break!
Ross: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
Rachel: You think you’re gonna get out of this on a technicality?4
Ross: Look, I’m not trying to get out of anything, Okay? I thought our relationship was dead!
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of③ a time at the wake④!