I'm stacking Cheddar, Jalapeno, and Sour Cream and Onion.
我要把切达干酪、墨西哥胡椒、酸奶油和洋葱味道的摞在一起。
The spicy nacho stack.
烤干酪辣味玉米片。
How many Pringles flavor stack combinations are there?
品客薯片有多少种口味的组合？
318,000. Sadly, I'll never know the joy of tasting any,
31.8万种。可悲的是，我永远也体会不到品尝的乐趣，
for I have no hands to stack, no mouth to taste with, no soul to feel with.
因为我没有手可以把薯片摞在一起，没有嘴可以品尝，没有灵魂可以感受。

I am at the mercy of a cruel and uncaring...
我任由一个残忍且无情的人摆布...
Cool. Play "Funkytown".
好了。播放Funkytown吧。
There's a Pringles stack for everyone. Sort of.
每个人都有自己对品客薯片的组合。