Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen.
女士们先生们 欢迎收看我们节目
The political campaigns of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are beginning to gear up as we head into summer.
随着夏天的到来 希拉里·克林顿和唐纳德·特朗普的竞选活动也在加快步伐
Every one is watching this election closely.
所有人都在密切关注着这场大选
Apparently even the Russians because more details were released about how Hillary
甚至连俄罗斯人也是 因为最近关于俄罗斯人是如何黑进希拉里·克林顿的数据库
Clinton's campaign database has been breached by Russian hackers.
这件事又有细节流出
Now I had a feeling Hillary might have been hacked when she announced that her running
我现在觉得 希拉里宣布自己的竞选伙伴是个尼日利亚王子的时候
mate is going to be a Nigerian prince. As soon as she sends him $100.
她肯定是被黑了 时间就在她打给他100美金的时候
But I guess this does explain the new platform she's been outlining in all of her e-mails.
但我觉得这也解释了她在自己所有邮件中描述的新的国家的样子
There was a job creation national security and cheap Viagra, it was either the hackers.
那里就业率高 国家安全 伟哥也便宜
They also tried to hack the Bernie Sanders campaign
黑客本来也想黑进伯尼·桑德斯的文件库里面
but they were unable to break the lock on the filing cabinet where Bernie keeps his type writer.
但是 他们打不开伯尼锁打字机的文件柜上的锁
Couldn't get in there. Carrier pigeons were gone as well.
所以进不去 信鸽也不在
But speaking of Bernie, he had a kind of embarrassing moment in Washington yesterday.
说到伯尼 他昨天在华盛顿发生了一件略尴尬的小事
While headed to the weekly senate democratic lunch he got the rooms confused and walked into the republican lunch instead.
去参加民主党每周议会午宴的时候 他弄错了房间 走进共和党的午宴厅去了
Now he says he walked into the republican lunch by mistake but I don't believe him, right?
他说自己是不小心走错了 但我是不信的 不是吗
He may not agree with their politics but you just know that the republicans have a better lunch.
可能他对于共和党的一些政策不太支持 但他就是知道共和党的午宴更丰盛些
Like not a kale leaf in sight, like you go into the republican lunch it's just slider, potato wedges, buffalo wings.
肯定不会只有甘蓝叶 共和党午宴上有冰淇淋 土豆角 还有布法罗辣鸡翅
The democrats have got like a tomato mozzarella sandwich. It's terrible.
民主党的就是番茄马苏里拉三明治 真不怎么样
But the big new this week has been on the republican side.
但本周最大的新闻还是关于共和党的
Because it was revealed by the New York Times that Donald Trump is entering the general
纽约时报报导 唐纳德·特朗普开始初选时
election in the worst financial shape of any nominee in recent history.
他的经济状况将是历任候选人之中最糟糕的
Now Trump would have responded to the article but he didn't have enough money to buy a copy of the New York Times.
本来特朗普应该回应一下的 但是他没有 因为他现在没钱买纽约时报了

But don't worry, Trump voters, because Trump is already changing his direction.
但是特朗普的支持者们也别着急 因为特朗普已经在调整策略了
Today he said he's going to fund an amazing campaign and Mexico's going to pay for it.
今天他说自己要给一个很棒的公司注资 这笔钱将由墨西哥来支付
It is pretty dire. Trump's campaign being broke is so off brand for him. Like he is supposed to be the rich guy.
这太可怕了 特朗普破产这件事听起来一点都不像真的 他就应该是个有钱人
Do you know what I mean? This is like finding out that Leonardo Dicaprio is a virgin.
你们知道我意思吗 这就感觉像是发现莱昂纳罗·迪卡布里·奥其实是处男一样
But Trump is trying to steer the conversation away from his fundraising troubles
今天早上 特朗普发表演讲攻击了希拉里·克林顿
by giving a big speech this morning where he attacked Hillary Clinton. Here's some of the speech.
他试图转移人们集中在他集资问题上的视线 这里是其中一部分内容
Today I would like to share my thoughts about the stakes in this upcoming and very important election.
今天我想就在即将到来的非常重要的选举中的资金问题 发表下我的看法
Trump steaks, best steaks in the world. They're so tender and juicy. We couldn't help ourselves.
特朗普牛排 世界上最好的牛排 嫩滑多汁 大家都爱吃
But in the speech one thing became clear and that is that in this speech Donald Trump sucks at using the Teleprompter, right?
在这次演讲中我们还发现一个明显的问题 唐纳德·特朗普特别不擅长用提词器
He really does. He only sounds natural when he's insulting someone, right?
真的 他只有在攻击别人的时候语气才是自然的
So when he uses the prompter, he sounds like he's been taken hostage. Have a look.
看提词器的时候 他就感觉像是被别人抓去做了人质一样 一起来看
The insiders wrote the rules of the game to keep themselves in power, and in the money.
内部人员写下游戏规则 只为了让权力和金钱在他们的控制之下
That's why we're asking Bernie Sanders voters to join our movement.
所以我们才邀请伯尼·桑德斯的支持者加入我们阵营
So together we can fix the system for all Americans, so important.
我们只有共同努力才能为所有的美国人解决这些问题 这太重要了
He should have learned to read off a Teleprompter, so important.
他真的应该练练怎样不看提词器发言 这太重要了
It is the thing the president does a lot, so important.
这是一个总统必备的技能 这太重要了
But don't worry, the speech still had the classic Trump calling card of being riddled with errors, you know, like geography.
但别着急 演讲过程中还是出现了经典的特朗普式错误 你懂得 比如地理方面
When I see the crumbling roads of bridges, or the delap taited airports or factories moving overseas to Mexico— Overseas to Mexico?
当我看见那些破碎的桥面 破旧的机场还有 要搬去海洋另一边的墨西哥——搬去海洋另一边的墨西哥
For the first time in his year-long campaign I can honestly say, I don't know if Donald Trump knows where Mexico is.
在这个长达一年的竞选过程中 我第一次想说 我真不知道唐纳德·特朗普知不知道墨西哥在哪儿