Guys, you ever see a photo in the news and think that the headline could be much better?
朋友们，当你看到新闻图片时，有没有想过标题可以更好些？
I'll show you what I mean. It's time for News and Improved. Here we go. News and Improved...
我来给大家演示以下，接下来是“新闻整改”时间，来吧，新闻整改sPC8UzAdst|M-p。
For example, check out this first photo here. The original headline was Trump and Putin Discuss Foreign Policy.
比如说，看看第一张照片，原始标题是小特和普京讨论外交政策JZaf[xGq^*G,rMc@=@l。
That headline could definitely be improved, 'cause if you only look at the photo,
标题可以改一下，因为如果你光看照片，
the headline could've been Local Man Just Keeps Yelling 'Representative' Into Phone.
标题可以改成，当地一男子一直在电话里面嚷嚷“代表”CUCP4&MQ!]。
Representative! Agent. Check this out.
代表！代理人，来看看下一个qRTFH73(_[u[h;4。
This next photo, the original headline was Mueller Report Leaves Unanswered Questions.
来看看下一张照片，原始标题是米勒报告留下了悬而未决的问题_&l=o|y-1k。
If you only looked at the photo, the headline could've been Man Tries to Stay Strong After Hitting Big Toe on Coffee Table.
如果你光看照片，标题可以改成，一名男子试图在大脚趾撞到咖啡桌上后故作坚强Q2yer6(*N=)B*Z&。
This next headline says, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Welcome New Son.
下一个标题是，哈利王子和梅根欢迎新儿子;#@,WOjR+g6(gpv*r%。

Headline could've been Couple at Airport is Definitely About to get on the Same Flight as You.
标题可以是，机场一对夫妻即将和你搭乘一架航班T)[HC^w-Tc。
Don't worry, he only cries when the plane is in the air. Next headline says, Beto O'Rourke Discusses Environmental Proposals.
别担心，只有当飞机在天上时他才会哭泣，下一个标题是贝托·奥鲁克谈论环境提议yaKg9n^s-ZI1NZq.NR。
Headline could've been Man Going Through a Breakup Updates His Profile Picture.
标题可以改成，一名男子正在经历分手，更新了他的大头照PrTG(bsk72x*zIyQQV。
Next headline was Russia Increases Pressure on Ukraine.
下一个标题是俄罗斯增加对乌克兰压力.QgHR%n;#]PMG|l。
Headline could've been Husband Struggles to Convince Disappointed Wife that John Wick 3 Tickets were a Good Mother's Day Gift.
标题可以改成，丈夫努力劝说失望的妻子，《疾速追杀》第三部的电影票是不错的母亲节礼物%xw6EyCs(2。
Hear me out! Come on. You love Keanu! Up next, this headline says, House Challenges Trump's Emergency Declaration.
听我说完，来吧，你爱基努！下一个标题是众议院质疑小特的紧急状态令ERC|Q0ce~;CY~ttt[p。
Headline could've been Mom Still Insists on Printing Out Every E-mail Before Reading it.
标题可以改成，妈妈依然坚持要在阅读电邮之前全部打印出来-a4qfIYS[MTR7ra4。
This next headline was Fewer States to have Caucuses in 2020.
下一个标题是到2020年，很少有大州拥有党团议会jgc1dPY-,8o)x-#H,0XG。
Headline could've been Church Attendance Way Up After Priest Invests in T-Shirt Cannon.
标题可以改成，就在牧师投资“T恤炮”以后来做礼拜的人数上升vxA65HwfKuy~Gy+bd(a。
Who wants it, who wants it? Up next, this headline says, Democrats Turn Against Barr. But the headline could've been Dad Ready to Order.
谁想要，谁想要？下一个标题是，民主党对抗巴尔，标题可以改成，老爸准备好点菜了c.S8#f6+_L!o。
I will have the onion ring. He will have a junior burger.
我想要一个洋葱圈，他将点一个小汉堡ht4YZjp0R6Q7.@j*+E1+。
Finally, this headline was Trump Courts Conservatives.
最后一个标题是小特讨好保守派8WrdPkYwIYO。
Headline could've been Hammered Chaperone About to be Kicked Out of High School Dance.
标题可以改成，烂醉的监护人即将被赶出高中舞会@sR2R!SXxZXg,K0DL3P。
That's all the time we have for News and Improved.
这就是今天的“新闻整改”Z;&uhL!~pvS8Yp9w7。