Huge news today out of the tech world.
I don't know if you saw this, but Microsoft has purchased a networking website LinkedIn for $26.2 billion dollars.
Yeah, I know, I know. Big fan of that deal, right, Reg? Big fan.
我明白 你很关注这条新闻是吧雷吉 狂热粉丝
For those of you who don't know, LinkedIn is a website that helps you find a job.
Although I guess none of you know since you are watching a TV show in the middle of the night on a Thursday.
So you probably don't have a job.
But Microsoft purchased LinnedIn for $26 billion.
In other words, that's $1 for every LinkedIn invitation you delighted from your in box.
But I'm going to say this, if bothering you with constant annoying e-mails is worth
$26.2 billion, my grandparents should be trillionaires.
But while some websites are changing ownership, others are looking toward the future.
For example, some adult websites are attempting to broaden their audiences
and have introduced the series of narrated porn videos for the visually impaired.
Yes, what indeed, Ma'am, you couldn't even help yourself, she just went what?
没错 这位女士 你是控制不住自己了吗 她刚特别大声地喊了句 你说啥
I mean It sounds like a great idea but it is kind of weird.
This now, we are going to show you, is an example that one website put out.
I promise you, this is 100% real.
A white woman in a cheap-looking red power suit sits next to a tall lanky white middle aged man.
We move to an interview where we see a teen girl sitting in a bright white room.
Cut to a side shot inside a car.
And a girl gets in, black hair, lots of makeup and squeezing a nice curvey figure into a tight blue dress.
进来了一个女孩 黑色头发 化着浓妆 身材凹凸有致 穿着一条紧身的蓝色裙子
Wow, or is it me or did it just get hot in here or what.
I mean this doesn't sound like a porn video so much as it sounds like the fall catalog for Anne Taylor loft.
After hearing that you think blind people are like you know, I'm actually good with using my imagination.
听到这里 盲人说 我觉得我还是靠想象就行了
The final company ton making a big change to their product is Harley-Davidson who
announced this week that they plan to introduce quieter electric powered motorcycles within the next five years. Yeah.
Get ready to see motorcycle gangs brawling over who gets to plug in at the outlet outside a biker bar first.
I mean it may be better for the environment but ultimately this ruins the point of owning a Harley-Davidson.
Like it's like buying a Ferrari but putting a bumper sticker on the back that says I have a small penis.
But maybe this is what Harley is all about, baby. Do you know what I mean?
You put your leathers on.You find some big, bad motorcycle bitch to grab you from behind.
You put the shades on and then are you just like all right, let's get out of here.
戴上墨镜 然后说 好了 出发