My resolution this year is to save the world.

我今年的新年决心是拯救世界

That is what I'm going to do. I am going to save the world.

这就是我的决心 我要拯救世界

One way I'm doing that is-- we sell Ellen water here.

其中一种实现方式就是 我们卖艾伦牌的水

And we got to get rid of plastic, everybody.

而且我们不再用塑料包装了 各位

We know that, right? We've got to get rid of plastic.

大家知道 对吧 我们不用塑料了

So we're going to-- we start-- Ellen water is in boxes now.

所以 开始 现在艾伦牌的水是纸盒装的了

And it's the same water and the same slogan. It tastes funny.

还是一样的水 还是一样的标语 “喝起来很有趣”

But we're not going to use plastic anymore.

但我们不再用塑料包装了

So this is the new Ellen water.

这是新版艾伦牌的水

That is watery. That is good. Also, people like boxed wine.

真多汁啊 很好喝 而且 人们还喜欢盒装红酒

So I came up with this. And it's Ellen boxed wine, right here.

所以我想到了这个 这是艾伦牌盒装红酒

And it's the same boxed wine that you know and love.

跟你们所熟知并且喜欢的盒装红酒一样

But it's better because Ellen is on it.

只不过这个更好 因为上面多了艾伦字样

Yeah, thanks. I pick the grapes myself, and then Twitch stands barefoot on them to squish them.

嗯 谢谢 我亲自挑的葡萄 然后是推奇光着脚把它们踩得稀碎

And since everybody loves the Ellen underwear, we made this.

既然大家都喜欢艾伦牌内裤 我们又造了这个

Yeah. It is the perfect package for your package.

对 这是包装盒的完美包装盒

This feels very wrong.

感觉很不对