(单词翻译:单击)
You guys, this Sunday is the first night of Hanukkah. That's right.
朋友们，周日是光明节的第一夜，没错。
Which means we're just two days away from President Trump going on Twitter and wishing everybody happy Chaka Khan.
这就意味着还有两天小特总统就将在推特上祝所有人夏卡·康日快乐。
Isn't that cool? Let's get to some news. Trump is down in Argentina for the G20 Summit,
太棒了，来听听新闻，小特正在阿根廷参加G20峰会，
where he's been met by a lots of protesters. Yeah, but Trump's not worried. He said, It's the southern hemisphere,
但他遇到了许多抗议人群，没错，小特没有担心，他说这是南半球，
so when people boo, it actually means the opposite. It goes down the drain.
当人们发出嘘声时，那就意味着是在庆祝，泡汤了。
That's right. Trump is in Argentina, and I saw that Melania went on the trip, as well.
没错，小特在阿根廷，听说梅拉尼娅也来了。
She didn't really want to go, but she was way too scared to stay in the White House alone with the Christmas decorations.
她其实不想去，但她害怕一人待在有圣诞装饰的白宫里。
Christmas from hell! I heard that Trump.... Sam Kinison Christmas, yeah. Yeah.
来自地狱的圣诞节，听说小特，山姆·金尼森圣诞，没错，没错。
I heard that Trump canceled his meeting with Vladimir Putin at the summit.
听说小特取消了与普京在峰会的会晤。
Yeah, Putin knew, and for him, it was like when you don't want to meet someone for brunch
没错，普京知道，对于他而言，如果你不想和一个人一起吃早午餐，
and the other person bails first. It's like, Oh, too bad. I can't believe we can't meet. That's......
另一个人先走了，好似在说太糟糕了，我不相信我们没法会面，恩恩。
There are dozens of world leaders in Argentina for the G20 Summit,
阿根廷G20峰会来了众多领导人，
but I read that globally, Trump's approval rating is one of the lowest.
但听说小特的支持率是全球最低的领导人之一。
You can tell that he's not that popular. Check out what the other leaders said to Trump when he invited them to dinner.
他不是最受欢迎的领导人，来听听在邀请小特一起吃晚宴时，其他领导人都是怎么说的。
It seems like they were making up excuses. For instance, the president of Argentina told Trump,
似乎他们在找借口，比如说阿根廷总统对小特说，
I can't have dinner with you because I'm allergic to dinner. Next, the prime minister of Australia said,
我不能和你共进晚餐，因为我对晚餐过敏，下一个是澳大利亚总理，他说
I can't have dinner with you because I'm entering an old Matt Damon look-alike contest.
我没法和你吃晚餐，因为我参加了一个酷似老马特·达蒙的竞赛。
I feel like they're making up these excuses. Yeah, these don't sound real.
感觉这些都是借口，没错，听起来不像是真的。
Finally the prime minister of India said, I can't have dinner with you because I'm way behind on This Is Us,
最后，印度总理说我不能和你吃晚餐，因为我马上赶不及《我们这一天》了，
and daddy needs his Jack fix. I don't know if he watches This Is Us.
老爸需要修理一下杰克，不知道他是否看了《我们这一天》。
Hey, guys. Listen to this. Scientists are studying whether a male birth control gel could replace condoms.
朋友们听这个，科学家正在研究男性节育凝胶是否可以替代安全套。
It works really well, cause birth control gel sounds so gross, nobody will ever want to sleep with you.
效果还不错，因为节育凝胶听起来很粗俗，没人想和你一起共眠。
That's right. There's a male birth control gel that can replace condoms. Here is how it works.
听说男性节育凝胶可以代替安全套，来看看是什么原理。
Men apply the gel to themselves for about two minutes, then say, You know what, I'm actually good.
男性使用凝胶两分钟后，他们说知道吗，效果还不错。
Really? Get this. You got that. You got that. Yeah, That one we got. You definitely got that. That wasn't too hard. Oh!
真的吗？明白了，都明白了，这个很明了，不是太难理解，哦哦。
Don't be a jerk. OK....Oh......Way ahead of me....Get this, guys.
别犯傻，好了，在我前面，听听这个朋友们。
A Delta passenger says his pilot messaged him on a dating app while he was flying the plane.
达美航空乘客说飞行员在飞行途中用交友应用向他私信。
That's pretty crazy that someone actually got the Wi-Fi to work in a plane.
很疯狂，竟然有人在飞机上使用无线。
And finally, guys, the NFL is in full swing, and this Sunday, there's a big matchup between the Los Angeles Chargers
最后朋友们，橄榄球联盟全面开战，周日，洛杉矶闪电和
and the Pittsburgh Steelers right here on NBC. Well, we wanted to help you get to know the players a little better.
匹兹堡钢人有一场比赛，NBC会进行现场直播，为了让大家更加熟悉这些球员。
So with that in mind, it's time for Tonight Show Stats. Here we go. Tonight Show Stats. Tonight Show Stats.
下面进入今夜秀统计时间，今夜秀统计，今夜秀统计。
First up is Justin Jackson from the Chargers. His position is running back.
第一个来自闪电队的贾斯丁·杰克森，他的位置是跑锋。
his previous job was a feather duster in the Beauty and the Beast castle.
他之前的工作是美女与野兽城堡的羽毛掸帚。
And his haircut name is The Shiitake Mushroom. Next, we have Tyler Matakevich from the Steelers.
他的头发名叫香菇，下一个是钢人队的泰勒·玛塔唯奇。
His Nickname is Grumpy Ed Sheeran. His hair color is strawberry blonde. His face color is strawberry blonde.
他的绰号是脾气暴躁的艾德·希兰，他的头发颜色是草莓金，肤色是草莓金。
and his football helmet shape is square. Next we have Brandon Mebane from the Chargers.
他的橄榄球头盔形状是方形的，下一个是闪电的布兰登·麦贝恩。
His height is 6'1. His pregame hype song is I'll Make Love to You by Boyz II Men.
他的身高是6英寸1英尺，他赛前的鸡血曲是Boyz II Men的我要与你缠绵。
Fun fact, instead of using a mouth guard, he clenches a rose between his teeth.
有趣的是，他没有使用护口器，而是咬住了一朵玫瑰花。
Finally, we have Matt Feiler from the Steelers. His position is offensive tackle.
最后是钢人队的马特·法伊勒，他的位置是进攻截锋。
His nickname is Young Santa. There you have it. Those are our Tonight Show Stats. Give it up for The Roots!
他的绰号是圣诞老人，这就是今夜秀数据时间，掌声送给紫金乐队。
