Can't lie, Amare Stoudemire looks homeless
老实说，阿玛雷·斯塔德迈尔就像个流浪汉cp81|-dSeuWbF-。
Jalen Rose, you're not very good at your new job. Your command of language is poor. Your analysis is subpar. Your inferiority to your peer... Whatever
杰伦·罗斯（前NBA球员，现ESPN评论员），你的新工作干得不咋地啊，你组织语言的能力太渣，你的分析也不到位xjFT3uZk@M)#QW)H3%Z6。你比同行差远了……随你怎么喷了
I would kill my parents if they named me Paul George... that's an ugly ass name.
如果我父母给我取名“泡椒”的话，我会做了他们的……因为这名字太搓逼了V[UHY)Vs,05Axxv。
Dwight Howard wears panties with leg warmers.
霍华德穿有暖脚的短衬裤（一般是妇女和儿童穿的）j(P2kACi_o。
Jermy Lin need to git the weight room. You need to git the spell check.
林书豪该去健身房了（嘲讽林太弱）GtnFm3-dU]cXKe#。你丫的该检查拼写了,JWXFJb_rm0n7e。（Jermy为Jeremy;need应是needs;git应是get）
Deandre Jordan sucks my xxx
德安德鲁·乔丹，快给爷口X
I put two blue Swarovski gems on my xxx head, and I swear to god it look just like Bill Simmons. Well, thank you.
我把两颗施华洛世奇蓝宝石放在我X头上，我对天发誓，它看起来就像比尔·西蒙斯（ESPN专栏作家）=I|Vn9kEQpvl~5N#==k。好吧，真有你的8Ik6]Nmoky。

Michael-Carter Williams is all hype, dude is straight up awful. Wow.
迈克尔·卡特-威廉姆斯就是个大忽悠，这货简直太烂了.,gFBnH+bR,。哇喔|(;.0(Q@U]cHo]0R5。
Chris Paul has rice krispy xxx he not legend
克里斯·保罗的X像米花糕，他不是神马传奇
Kris Humphries xxx YOU! You're so pathetic! Seriously, kill yourself please. XX
克里斯·亨弗里斯，草泥马！你太可悲了！说真的，快自尽去吧uRhe4ZSA.(LnV0。咔嚓咔嚓
Nate Robinson can't do a xxx pick and roll properly. He can't see over anybody. Technically that's true.
内特·罗宾逊根本就做不好该死的挡拆5vw)4!oMLl(O~KK0(。因为他太矮了，根本看不到人=lP=e7W]iVd*WtCmat(D。严格说来，这话没毛病pPW3;[5.(U5B.,l5a。
Stephen Curry's facial hair is a little pubeyyyy. And while we're on the subject, your teeth need some work. C'mon man, that's... C'mon man
斯蒂芬·库里的胡须有点像屌毛（pubeyyyy应该源自pubes）FwHAjq^fG@。话说回来，你的牙也该修整一下了jmFbGi7Fe7。我勒个去，老兄，这也太……损了吧
Damarcus Cousins is a(n) emotional lesbian
考辛斯是个情绪激动的拉拉
If anything ever happens to the guy that does the voice for Cookie Monster ...I can sleep at night knowing we have Dikembe Mutumbo as backup. That's funny
要是给甜饼怪（《芝麻街》里的角色）配音的家伙发生不测，……晚上我也不会睡不着，因为咱还有迪坎贝·穆托姆博当他的替补q4K-zyVB[L27k%6Nw。这推好笑啊+lCM8r=%AqB8J7。