All right. tWitch is going to be so sorry he missed that.

好 推奇错过了 他一定会遗憾的

tWitch is-- he's gone again.

推奇 又不在

He always says he's going to be here sometime between 1:00 and 4:00, and he never shows up. He's--

他总是说会在1:00到4:00的时候出现 但却从来没做到过 他

He's like that cable guy. Anyway, I don't know where he is, but I miss him.

他跟修电缆的人一样 总之 我不知道他在哪儿 不过我想他

So tWitch, if you're watching, I have a message for you and I put it into a song.

推奇 如果你在看的话 我有些话想跟你说 我把它写在一首歌里

The days are a little bit longer when you're not around.

你不在的时候连时间都变慢了

I look over at your DJ booth but you're nowhere to be found.

我看着你的DJ台 却不见你的踪影

You're the peanut butter to my jelly and you're the only person that I miss.

你就是我果冻上的花生酱 是我唯一想念的人

I guess what I'm trying to say is, come home tWitch.

我想说 回家吧推奇

I miss the way you laugh and I miss the way you look at me and how you answer every question by saying absolutely.

我想念你的笑 想念你看着我的样子 想念你用“肯定的”来回答所有问题

Absolutely. Your DJ booth is fake but my love for you is real.

肯定的 你的DJ台是假的 不过我对你的爱是真的

You make me feel things a lesbian should never feel.

你让我感受到一个女同不该有的感觉

I'm gay. You're the apple to my bottom jeans, and you're the only person that I miss.

我喜欢男的 你是我的挚爱 是我唯一想念的人

I guess what I'm trying to say is, come home, tWitch.

我想说 回家吧推奇

Oh. Makes me sad. Even though tWitch isn't here, I just want to cheer things up.

哦 好难过 就算推奇没在 我也想让大家开心点

It's time for Me Me Monday.

现在该是“周一表情包”了

That's what you do when the guitar makes that noise.

有吉他声的时候就该做这个动作

Here's the first one. "Hey, excuse me, sir.

第一个 “嘿 打扰一下先生

Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?"

能不能跟我聊聊耶稣基督？”

Here is the next one. "I'm not asking you to switch to Geico. I'm telling you."

下一个 “我不是在请你换成Geico 我是在警告你”

Here's the next one. "Hello. Yes, this is dog."

下一个 “你好 你好 我是狗”

Here's another one. "When you run for 10 seconds."

下一个 “跑完10秒后”

Here's another one. "When you go to a friend's house for the first time."

下一个 “第一次去朋友家”

And, "When you go to a friend's house that you've known for years."

和“去认识很多年的老朋友家”

Here's another one. "When you ask for a sign."

下一个 “你要求挂的指示牌”

If you see a meme you think I would like, please send it to me. We'll be back.

如果你看到我应该看的表情包 请发给我 稍后回来