《西部世界》主演家的猫咪会上厕所
日期:2018-06-05 06:19

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So nice to finally meet you, yeah. We have never met.

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很高兴终于见到你了 嗯 我们还从来没见过

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And I'm a huge fan of yours and the show. I love the show.

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我是你和你作品的大粉丝 我很喜欢你的节目

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Same. And I'm a huge fan of Heads Up. Are you?

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一样的 我是Heads Up的大粉丝 是吗?

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Next time you're here, we're going to play Heads Up.

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下次你来的时候 我们玩Heads Up

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Bring it, yeah. Let's do it. Now I have to see.

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来啊 好 可以 现在我得看看

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All right, let's talk about the most important thing that I learned about you today.

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好 我们来聊聊我今天了解的关于你最重要的一件事

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You commissioned someone to paint a portrait of your cat.

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你让别人帮你的猫画了一幅肖像

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I did, yes. My cat-- he kind of looks like the Dr. Evil cat, but with hair.

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是的 对 我的猫 他有点像邪恶先生猫 只不过是带毛的

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And one day, I was working on my computer at my house, and I hear someone peeing in my toilet.

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有一天 我在家里用电脑工作 结果听到厕所里有小便的声音

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And I'm alone. I live alone.

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我是一个人住的 我独居

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And so obviously, I'm alarmed, because there's a very strange burglar who's decided to use my bathroom.

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很明显 我立马就警觉了起来 因为有个很奇怪的窃贼想盗用我的卫生间

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Right. And so I leap up, and I throw open the door, and I see this.

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对 所以我就起身去打开卫生间门 看到了这一幕

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I see my cat, who is using the toilet.

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我看到我的猫 是它在上厕所

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I didn't teach him how to do this.

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我没教过它怎么上厕所

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He just did this one day and surprised me.

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它有一天就这么做了 让我很惊讶

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So I had to snap a photo, and then I have a good friend, artist Taylor Wright,

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所以我赶紧抓拍了一张 我有个好朋友艺术家泰勒·赖特

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who painted this amazing picture of it, which now hangs in my bathroom.

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他画了这张很好看的照片 现在挂在我的卫生间里

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Right. Obviously, the cat did not pose for that.

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对 很明显 猫并没有摆拍

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He didn't pose. No, we walked in on him. That's him going. Yeah.

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它没有凹姿势 没有 被我抓了个正着 那就是他在尿尿 嗯

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He painted really, really fast. That's the original photo.

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他画的很快 那是原来的照片

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That's what I walked in on. So now, does the cat continue to do that?

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那就是我进去看到的一幕 现在 猫还会这么做吗?

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Yeah. Really? He just taught himself. I just--

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会 真的呀?它自学的 我

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Does he know how to flush? I wish.

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它会冲水吗?希望它会

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No, that's the only thing, is when you walk in, you're like, oh, great, there's cat litter on that seat.

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它不会 这就是 当你走进去的时候 会发现 哦 坐垫上有猫便便

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And that's not fun. But that's amazing.

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感觉挺不好的 不过很厉害呀

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Now, in the painting, it looks black and white.

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在画里面 猫是黑白色的

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Here, it looks like it just came in from being homeless. Is that--

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在照片里 它看着像一只无家可归的喵 那是

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It's not as good looking in the picture.

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没有画里面的好看

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Is that a black-and-white cat?

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是只黑白色的猫吗

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He's a black-and-white cat, yes.

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对 是黑白色的

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I don't know why I think black-and-white cats are more clever, but they seem to be.

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不知道为什么 我觉得黑白色的猫会更聪明 看起来就是这种感觉

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I think they are. They do seem to be more clever.

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我觉得是的 它们确实比较聪明

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And that proves it right there. He's kind of like a Batman cat.

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这就是证据 它有点像只蝙蝠侠猫

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He's got the mask, and the cape, and--

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戴着面具 还有斗篷

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Yeah, no, he's a he's a good-looking cat.

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对 不 它很好看 长的很漂亮

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And the fact that he pees in the toilet is-- I'm--

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而且它去厕所小便的事实 我

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He's a perfect cat. He's a genius. Yeah, genius.

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它很完美 是个天才 对 天才

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What's his name? Smoky. Smoky.

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它叫什么 Smoky Smoky

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Yes, that's him waking me up in the morning.

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对 那是它早上叫我起床

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Did Smoky take that selfie? Was his paw on the other side--

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是Smoky照的自拍吗?它的小肉垫是在另一边吗

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He set the timer-- I see. --and then climbed behind me, yeah.

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它定了时 明白了 然后爬到我背后 对

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Smoky, that's a great face.

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Smoky 长得真好看

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OK, so you live-- you and Smokey live in Tennessee.

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好 你住在 你跟Smoky一起住在田纳西州

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Tennessee. And why Tennessee?

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田纳西州 为什么是田纳西州呢

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Well, I'm from the South originally. I grew up in the woods.

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我是来自南方的女孩 在丛林间长大

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With some bears? And so I wanted to be--with some bears-- with some deers.

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跟熊一起吗?我想要 跟熊还有鹿一起

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And I wanted to be close to home.

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我想离家近一点

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And I had a son, who's 4 and 1/2 now.

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我有个儿子 现在四岁半了

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And I just was like, you know, you're going to have two actor parents in LA.

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我当时是想 他的父母都会在洛杉矶当演员

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Let's go to the South for a while and give you some trees and some grass to run around in.

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我们去南方待一段时间吧 让你有森林和草丛可以奔跑

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Yeah, yeah. What a great place to grow up.

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对 对 让你的成长环境更好

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Trees and grass, very important. I'm very outdoorsy.

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树木和草丛 很重要的 我特别喜欢户外活动

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I spend most of my time in the desert with cowboys, you know?

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我多数时间都跟牛仔一起待在沙漠

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It's a show, but we're really out there doing this, and riding horses, and shooting guns.

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这是个节目 不过我们是真的在沙漠拍这些 还有骑马 射击

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Did you ride horses before you did the show? I did.

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拍这个剧之前有骑过马吗?骑过

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I've been riding since I was a kid.

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我很小的时候就开始骑马了

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Because if you've seen the show-- how many people have seen Westworld?

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如果你们看过这个剧 有多少人看过《西部世界》?

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Have you seen the show?

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你们看过吗?

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I mean, you're on a horse, and you're galloping, and you're holding a gun.

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你骑着马 飞速前进 还拿着枪

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And you have to really be good at that.

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你肯定得骑的特别好

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My first day back at work for season two,

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我回去拍第二季的第一天

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they asked me if I could ride a horse with no hands while shooting a rifle, full speed.

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他们问我能不能不拉缰绳 双手开枪 全速前进

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That's the one I'm talking about, yeah. Yes, that was really me.

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我说的就是那个 对 那拍的就是我

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That was not on a green screen. It was-- Full speed, though.

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那不是后期P的 是 全速前进

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That's pretty impressive. Full speed, full speed.

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相当厉害呀 全速前进 速度很快

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You'd think they wouldn't let you do that for insurance purposes.

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你会觉得他们出于保险问题 不想让你那么做

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That's what I kept saying. I kept going, you know this is the first day, right?

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我也是一直这么说的 我一直说 这是开工第一天 对吧?

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You don't want to save this for the end?

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你不想留到最后吧??

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Are you are killing my character off, or something?

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你们是想削弱我的角色吗?

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Right. Tell everybody-- it's a very intriguing concept.

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对 告诉大家 这个剧的概念很迷人

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Explain what is happening. Well, it kind of explores AI somewhere in the not-so-distant future.

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跟大家说一下故事情节 它主要就是探索了不久的未来的人工智能

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And instead of these virtual reality worlds, they've literally built entire worlds,

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不过不是那些虚拟现实的世界 他们建造了整个世界

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and they've filled them with these robot characters that don't know they're robots.

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用那些机器人角色来拍摄 他们不知道自己是机器人

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So you can actually go and have an experience in the Wild West, or-- it's like a theme park.

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你可以去西部荒原体验一下 像主题公园一样

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But of course, the robots become sentient, and start to rebel and take over,

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当然了 这些机器人变得有感情了 开始反抗和掌控一切

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which is pretty much where we're going to pick up in season two.

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这就是第二季我们要接着讲的故事

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Yeah. It's a really-- it's a scary concept, that these people are so bored by playing video games,

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嗯 真的 这个观念挺吓人的 人们厌倦了打电子游戏

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or whatever, and they have enough money to go, and pay, and have these experiences.

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或者其他的 他们都很富有 可以花钱买这些经历

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And some of them, not so nice.

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其中有些人 不太友好

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Yes, it shows the darker side of humanity and what really makes us human at the end of the day.

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对 它展示了人性比较黑暗的一面 以及最终什么才让我们生而为人

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Yeah, it's really good. It's really good.

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对 真的很好 很好

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The second season of Westworld premieres this Sunday at 9:00 on HBO.

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《西部世界》第二部本周日9:00在HBO首播

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