Rachel: Oh c'mon Joey, we care about you.
Chandler: We're worried about you.
Monica:And some of us really have to pee.
Phoebe: Listen, sorry about your death; that really sucks.
Chandler: We came over as soon as we saw.
Ross: How could you not tell us?
Joey: I don't know, I was kinda hoping no one would ever find out.
Rachel: Well, maybe they can find a way to bring you back.
Joey: Naa, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or something.
Phoebe: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show; it was just a dumbsoap opera.
Joey: Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
Phoebe: Yes, I was going to incorporate that. Oh good, here's Monica, she'll have something nice to say.
Monica: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.