We're going to play a game now that regular viewers will know, we've tried to play it before on the show, haven't we, reg.
我们接下来要玩个游戏 这个游戏常看我们节目的观众应该都知道 我们之前玩过 对吧 雷吉
There have been various problems.
We've had trouble in the past, is that the truth?
But it's a new year, a clean slate.
We're going to forget all about that.
We've rehearsed it.
We've rehearsed it and with renewed optimism, we are finally going to get this right.
So you know, as you know, the weekend was the golden globes and wherever you find a celebrity, you will find a celebrity nose.
众所周知 周末进行了金球奖的颁奖典礼 你们一定看到了很多明星 也一定记住了他们的鼻子
I think you know what I'm trying to say is I smell a good time.
You smell a good time, it's celebrity noses golden globes edition.
Celebrity noses all right
Okay, so let's start.
Now every celebrity—celebrity—don't have—last night—but—
Microphone is not working.
What—what—what do you mean?
The microphone is not working.
This one? This one?
Seems fine to me. What is the problem?
Yeah. Your microphone now is not working.
Right, okay. Well, what—what is the problem?
I was leaning on a button.
Well, what button?
A sound button. I was leaning on a sound button.
Okay, well, look, never mind.
Hey, listen, it wouldn't be celebrity noses if there wasn't a glitch. Yeah, sorry about that.
听我说 不出点什么故障就算不上是正宗的明星鼻子游戏 抱歉
So it doesn't matter. We will start again.
So every celebrity has got a nose.
And a lot of celebrity this weekend. So you know—Really sorry about that.
No, I know—I know are you sorry.
Absolutely won't happen again.
I take full responsibility. My bad.
I won't lean on the button.
It's gone, we've forgotten about it. So—
都过去了 我们已经忘记了 那么——
Okay, my apologies.
I'm not going to get annoyed about it. It's going to be fine.
Okay, ready to go.
I'm ready! I'm ready!
What I'm saying is I smell a good time.
You smell a good time, it's time for celebrity noses. Golden globes edition.
也是你们的 接下来是名人鼻子游戏环节 金球奖版
Reggie's microphone wasn't working there,
Reggie, is your—is your mic okay, it is all right?
雷吉 你的-你的麦克风有问题吗 还好吗
Check, check, one two, one two, one two.
测试 测试 1 2 1 2 1 2
But it wasn't working then, is it?
It's good now, I think.
What happened in the—right, were you—were you leaning on the button again, is that? Yes.
刚才怎么 好吧 你-你是不是又压住声音键了 对
Okay, well, look, is it all working?
Doesn't even matter, we are not going to do the music because we are running out of time.
没关系 我们不要开场音乐了 我们快没时间了
So we're going to crack on—
I won't even do Rickey Gervais song, I will do the Gerard Depardieu because that is the best joke.
瑞奇·热维斯的歌了 就从杰拉德·德帕蒂约开始吧 这是笑点最多的一段了
So now Gerard Depardieu wasn't at the golden globes but he didn't—what, what is that?
What is going on now?
The lights have gone out.
I can see that the lights have gone out.
But—can you even see me?
Yeah, the lights have gone out.
I know that the lights have gone out.
I am saying, can you see me?
Is it—how—what has happened?
No, but I can hear you.
And that's—and my microphone is working so how it can be a power outage if I can hear you?
I don't even know what that means. What does—
But what separate generators, what is that?
It means we have two different generators.
Right, OK. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
好吧 没关系 没事
I have my phone, I will not, not—can you see me now? Can everyone see me?
我有手机 我不会-你们现在能看见我了吗 大家看得见我吗
Okay. So let me get—problem means you need to see me and the nose for the joke to really work.
好 我来 一定要大家能看见我和这些鼻子 这个笑话才会好笑
So right, okay. Now everyone has got a nose, now Gerard Depardieu wasn't at the golden globes however he has been before.
好 每个人都有鼻子 杰拉德·德帕蒂约今年没上金球奖 但他之前几年上过
And he—right, okay. Lights are back on now.
他 好吧 灯又好了
I can see that the lights are back on! You don't need to tell me.
You've got lights and sound now.
I know we've got lights and sound.
All right. So just going to focus on Gerard Depardieu.
Running out of time, running out of time.
Now Gerard Depardieu.
Wrap it up, James.
I'm not going to wrap—I can't believe this.