Here is what people are talking about. Are you guys excited about March Madness?
Not the basketball tournament. I'm talking about Trump's speech over the weekend.
Did you see that? It was insane. I guess on Saturday, Trump spoke at a big campaign rally in Pennsylvania.
At one point, he said that he really can't wait for 2020 while the rest of America was like neither can we.
Trump was in Moon Township, Pennsylvania. When he got to Moon Township, he was like, wow this place looks exactly like Earth.
How'd we get here on the Moon? Did you see this at the rally? Trump announced his new campaign slogan for 2020,
and he seemed really excited about it. Take a look at this.
But our new slogan, when we start running in, can you believe it? Two years from now,
is going to be Keep America great! Exclamation point!
Exclamation point over here! Hey, hey! D'oh!
Exclamation, the guy running the teleprompter was like, Again, Mr. President, you don't have to say those.
They're just punctuation. Republicans are like what have we done, question mark?
What have we done, question mark?
That's right, Trump announced that his 2020 campaign slogan will be Keep America great!
Well, there were actually a bunch of other slogans he almost went with instead.
I'll show you what I mean. For example, Trump also considered, I'm with hair.
He also thought about going with, I mean, it can't get any worse than it already is.
And, finally, he almost went with, Come on, doesn't some small part of you sort of want to see where this all goes?
Some small part? What is gonna, What is going on?
And later on during his speech, Trump asked the crowd a pretty interesting question. Take a look at this.
Is there any more fun than at a Trump rally?
Well, it turns out, there are actually a lot of fun things that are more fun than a Trump rally,
which brings us to our new segment Things That Are More Fun Than a Trump Rally. Take a look.
Yeah. Soggy popcorn. Soggy popcorn.
Did you see this? This has been going around the Internet.
Donald Trump Jr. talked to a reporter today at a candy shop, and a photographer captured the moment. Take a look at this.
Got even stranger when one of the bunnies went, I'm Robert Mueller. You're under arrest.
Listen to this, in a new interview, Elon Musk was asked who inspires him, and he said Kanye West.
Kanye was like what a coincidence. The guy who inspires me is also Kanye West. Oh, it makes...
Get this, researchers just unveiled a robot that can play Scrabble.
It's pretty realistic. It even gets bored halfway through and stops playing.
In other tech news, engineers for Disney theme parks are developing technology to change a ride's path
depending on how scared the riders are.
And this is weird. Southwest Airlines is doing the same thing. Oh.
Finally, yesterday was selection Sunday, so March Madness has officially arrived.
12 hours a day of college basketball, or as sports fans call it, payback for The Bachelor.
We have a great show tonight. Give it up for The Roots!