As you know, every generation has a name.
You've heard of baby boomers, you've heard of gen-x,
and most of you are probably millennials.
But there really hasn't been a name for the next generation until now.
Because today, MTV announced that the generation after millennials will be known as the founders.
Because their job will be to restore order to the society that the millennials apparently disrupted.
So basically, the founders are going to fix the previous generation's hopelessly outdated institutions—says MTV.
所以基本上 千禧一代那些不可救药的 过时的制度都会由奠基一代来修复——MTV如是说到
Apparently, the term founder would apply to anyone age 15 or younger.
Yeah, kids 15 or younger, or as MTV knows them, moms.
15岁及以下的孩子 或者 按照MTV的说法 母亲
What? I mean it is a good thing. MTV named them.
你们笑什么 我觉得这是好事啊 MTV还给他们起了个名字
Because if CBS named them, they just be called NCIS: young people.
因为如果让CBS来的话 他们就会被叫做 海军罪案调查处：年轻一代
Clearly people are struggling with what so-called this new generation of kids, including their parents.
Because a new story came out which were viewed that more and more babies are being named after Instagram filters.
Yeah. That's right. Move over dead relatives.
Instagram is in town.
When I heard about parents naming their kids after Instagram filters, I was like this is ridiculous!
I have got to tell my son, Snapchat, about this.
Periscope. Periscope. Get your brother, Snapchat.
Periscope Periscope 去把你哥哥Snapchat叫过来
I have got to tell him about this thing.
The good news about naming your daughter after an Instagram filter like Sierra, Willow or Lux
如果你用ins的滤镜给你女儿命名 比如叫茜拉 薇洛 或者卢克斯的话
is that she won't have to change her name if she becomes a stripper.
好处就在于 如果以后她改行去做脱衣舞娘了 就不用改名字了
But honestly, even the family that named all three of its kids after Instagram filters.
Kelvin, Luck and Moon.
凯尔文 卢柯 穆恩
It's actually a very cute family and I believe we've got a picture here.
We have to accept that our children are going to grow up in a very different world to the one that we are.
For example, one major thing which is really going to be different
is McDonald's is thinking of introducing table service at their restaurants.
Did you see this? Yeah, it is true.
I think this is a good thing.
Because if you're sitting down at McDonald's for dinner,
you really do need another human being to come over to you
and say hey, how are you doing tonight?
Even though we all know the answer is yeah, not great.
But you know with table service,
there's going to be a moment when you're looking over the menu,
and the waiter comes up and you have to go,
I'm sorry, I have a barely look and I just need a few more minutes.
抱歉 我还没开始看 再给我几分钟
Is that OK?
Then they come back and you're like, talk to me about this big mac.
然后过会儿 他们再过来 你就说 跟我说说这个汉堡吧
What's on that? What does that come with? Fries?
Nuggets are—dips, cool!
Here's my impression of every single person walking into a McDonald's that is testing table service. OK?
我想像中 麦当劳有了桌边服务之后 每个人走进去都是这样的
Hi. Table for one.