Let's talk about apples. Did you see the new apple commercial?
我们来谈谈苹果t99XRdigq_NVJ+KAT)。 你们看到新的苹果广告了吗？
Not the one from Apple, the one that CNN put out with the apple. Have you all seen this? This is a real commercial.
不是苹果公司的那个，是CNN用苹果拍的那个y=Zd2(N@QuCjy,!_B。大家都看过了吗？这才是真正的广告
It is bananas. If you don't know what I'm talking about, this is CNN's new commercial.
这是香蕉c%~1TWl%Ms。 如果你不知道我在说什么，这是CNN的新广告-LMl(AB+eM。
This is an apple. Some people might try to tell you that it's a banana.
这是苹果WY[Uu5mYX91FVBUSTu@x。 有些人可能会试图告诉你，这是香蕉BmbrFS6gph=F=。
They might scream, "banana, banana, banana," over and over and over again.
他们可能会一遍又一遍地尖叫“香蕉，香蕉，香蕉”WZtF4rT~JJeLYqstxK。

They might put "BANANA" in all caps. You might even start to believe that this is a banana. But it's not. This is an apple.
他们可能会把“BANANA”全部大写LW%Qtt27rshSxO[f&8。你甚至开始相信这确实是香蕉FpB8kx2j_6pc2HzF5x。但它不是S@gSUJ31jw;+mxE.dlRu。这是苹果jMsOXLk[ML]。
Yep. Yeah. How do you like them bananas?
好，好qDaAr@ZAq6qIh2k^。香蕉们，你们喜欢吗？
See, they're using fruits as symbols. So this apple right here represents the facts, OK?
懂了吧，他们把水果当做符号fxkLF3U5K*78J。那么这个苹果代表事实，好吗？
And this banana right here represents fake news.
而这里的香蕉代表虚假新闻D5l!SXT1m]U+5。
And all of this is in response to the things that the president has said. He'll be represented by this orange.
它们都是为了回应总统所说的话GJncmJTdocgSYW[A+O。这个橙子代表总统
And this pineapple represents Anderson Cooper, OK? All right.
这个菠萝代表安德森·库珀，好吗？好
Which is weird, because pineapple has the word "apple" in it, but it's not an apple.
这很奇怪，因为菠萝里面有“苹果”一词，但它不是苹果+2ydGRgSI!。
This is an apple. And this is a banana. See that? Everybody? All right.
这是一个苹果|8JK))N25o。这是一个香蕉#f~~bZKdVjuPQ。看到了吗？大家？好
Can you tell that this is a banana? Yes. Wrong. It's plastic. It's fake!
你能分辨出这是香蕉吗？能GJ6YhV|..Je0jm。不对Uo.q^6Wc~yULbvx%OH。它是塑料的NWxiFND)LUD。它是假的！
It's not a real banana. That's the problem.
它不是真正的香蕉LIEvtA*5NU,#L1E37D。那就是问题所在562cIz[J~mvv.,。
Sometimes you don't know if you're looking at a real banana or a fake banana.
有时你不知道你看到的是真香蕉还是假香蕉nR&G)S7-lVri。
What does a fake banana represent? Fake news. A real banana.
假香蕉代表什么？虚假新闻OvFc)4h.hlJjw.hml。是真香蕉
Let's say we've been paying attention. OK. What is this? Trump! Wrong. It's a magic trick.
看看大家有没有认真听啊 好 这是什么？特朗普！不对56%|VE&.KoHXu。这是个魔术
Oh! Was this your card, ma'am?
哦! 这是你的牌吗，女士？
I hope we've learned something, and what's real and what's not real.
希望大家都学到了一些东西，什么是真什么是假Uz#K5u33jk2M*@n.m。
And I hope we learned a lot about fruit as well. This cost me $53 at Whole Foods, you guys.
也希望大家学到了很多关于水果的知识-o@h#IkGpfn-bAbX9。我可是在全食超市花了53美元买这些东西呢