地点：乔伊和瑞秋公寓
人物：乔伊，钱德勒，瑞秋
事件：瑞秋拜托乔伊带着她的帅助理一起玩，没想到乔伊却教他怎样泡妞。

Joey: Hey!
乔伊：嗨！
Chandler: Hey!
钱德勒：嘿！
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
瑞秋：唔，听说你昨晚跟泰格玩得很开心啊。
Joey: Yeah! That guy's all right!
乔伊：对啊！那家伙还不错。
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
瑞秋：是啊，你教给了他怎么做“乔伊”。
Joey: What?
乔伊：什么？
Rachel: Y'know, all the women.
瑞秋：你知道的，泡妞。
Joey: Hey well, you can't teach someone to be good with women. Y'know, that's why I never had any luck with Chandler.
乔伊：嘿，你知道，泡妞是没法教的。像我跟钱德一起就总也泡不到。
Chandler:I'm right here!
钱德勒：我就在这儿呢！
Rachel: All right, would—would you mind just not going out with him again? Okay, just the idea of you and he and all these women, it's just—And I know he's my assistant and I can't date him—but it just bothers me, all right?!
瑞秋：好吧。你，你能不能不要再跟他一起出去了？好吧，你跟她一起泡妞的事……我知道他是我的助理，我不能跟他约会……但真的让我很烦，好吗？
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you can't take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!
乔伊：嘿，不！不不不，你不能从我这儿抢走他！我终于找到了一个能一起泡妞的搭档！
Chandler: I'm still right here!
钱德勒：我还在这儿呢！