I have some really good news for all of us here in California.
我要告诉加州的观众一个好消息
Our long drought is over. Yeah.
旱灾终于结束了 是的
After 23 months, Meryl Streep has been nominated for an Oscar. So finally...
23个月过去了 梅里尔·斯特里普终于获得了一项奥斯卡提名 终于
It was 2 years!
两年了耶！
The Oscar nominations were announced yesterday.
奥斯卡提名于昨日公布
There are 9 nominees for best picture this year.
今年最佳电影的提名有9个
Uh... I have not seen all of them yet.
我没有看过所有的提名电影
Because there are 9 movies. That's 18 hours.
毕竟有9部 要花18个小时

Or 2 episodes of the Bachelor
相当于看两集《单身汉》
And I just don't have... If I'm gonna choose, you know. Bachelor.
我没那么多时间 如果要我选的话 我会选《单身汉》
One thing that everybody is happy about is that the best picture nominees are a lot more diverse than ever before.
让大家感到高兴的是 今年的最佳影片提名比以往更富多样性
Uh... that's a good news.
嗯 这是个好消息
Yep, this year they range from sad all the way to extremely depressing.
是的 今年被提名的电影的风格十分多样 从有点伤感到抑郁至极
One favorite this year that is not depressing is La La Land.
不过大家今年最爱的一部电影一点也不伤感 它就是《爱乐之城》
That has uh... 14 nominations.
它获得了 14项奥斯卡提名
It's a movie about an incredibly attractive young woman and a ridiculously handsome young man,
这部电影讲述了一个美得不行的年轻女人和一个帅到掉渣的年轻男人之间的故事
Who find each other and become famous. It's a story that had to be told.
他们找到了彼此 并一起成名 这是一个不得不说的故事
La La Land was tied with Titanic for the most nominations.
《爱乐之城》的奥斯卡提名被拿来和《泰坦尼克号》作比较
Those are 2... I know, 2 very different movies.
这是两部 两部非常不同的电影
One has people spontaneously breaking into song.
一部有张口就唱歌的人
The other one has a boat sinking in the middle of the ocean.
另一部有随意就下沉的船
One of them is my worst nightmare. The other is Titanic.
一部是我最糟糕的噩梦 另一部是《泰坦尼克号》
Every year there are more snubs.
每年都有更多被冷落的电影
And uh... people are like, 'Oh no!' Movies should have been nominated and they weren't.
大家会说：“噢 不！” 许多人们觉得应该被提名的电影都没有
Unfortunately, Finding Dory did not get nominated.
不幸的是 《寻找多莉》没有被提名
According to alternative facts, it did. Uh, so...
不过根据不同的事实 它被提名了 所以……
And in the documentary category, a lot of people thought the movie Anthony Weiner
很多人以为 在最佳纪录片奖项下 电影《安东尼·韦纳》
Uh... about Anthony Weiner. It's called Weiner. Was gonna get a nomination.
不对 关于安东尼·韦纳 名叫《韦纳》的电影会被提名
So Weiner got snubbed. That's gotta hurt.
所以《韦纳》被冷落了 肯定很受伤吧
I've got another one too.
我还有一个梗
People think... people think it didn't get nominated because it was a summer movie.
人们认为 它没有被提名是因为它在夏天上映
They're saying, Weiner might have come out too early.
他们是想说 《韦纳》可能出来得太早了
Two jokes. Two jokes.
两个梗 两个梗噢
I thought about stoping at one. Then I thought, 'No, two!'
我本来想说一个就算了 但后来我又想：“说两个吧！”
To all the nominees this year, I say congratulations. And I dedicate this dance to you.
恭喜今年所有获得提名的电影 接下来我将为你献上这支舞蹈