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And when he took it apart, I saw a stand that have been
当他在拆开它时 我看见了一个底座
made out of plastic plumbing pipe
这个底座是用塑料管做成的
I thought that was really clever
我认为这个制造者真的很聪明
It'll be fast, and you can make it just the way you want it
它的速度很快 你可以按照你自己的想法来操作它
This is the hardest part I'm really tired
这是最坚硬的部分 我真的累了
Yeah with punky finger nails, you don't want to be a squire
你柔软细腻的指甲 表明你不想成为一名侍从
Okay, were almost ready
也许几乎准备好了
Let me fix this
让我来将它固定
We'll have some time at the end, just turn or something
有时我们在结尾处会有些转折或其他
Hmm, are you kidding?
你是在开玩笑吗
Oh yeah that is somebody's comments I heard Okay
那是我听到的一些评论 好吧
There we go Okay
好了 好的
When we come up, pick this up
当我们走近的时候 将这个捡起来
And you'll have an idea you know, of the weight
你将对它的重量有所了解
Just hold this for a second, sir You sure?
握住这个一会 先生 你确定
You know, when we say, what is the weight, it's quite a bit Help me
当我们说到重量 这还真的不轻 帮一下我
Okay, just kind of hold
好吧 握住
Put one hand on the breast plate Put one hand, like here
将一只手放在胸甲上 将一只手放在这儿
And if you can, just kindly hold this somehow Good Job!
如果你可以 用某种方式握住这个 做得好
I have to bring my camera
我必须的带来我的相机
I have to bring my Polaroid so you have a keepsake
我必须带来我的宝丽来照相机 这样你才能有纪念品
This is the hardest part, kind of the ultimate girdle or something Okay
这是最坚硬的部分 圆形铁板或其他东西 好的
Can you just kindly hold those part
你能只抓住这些部分吗
Just push in the front
推前面部分
That's it, very good!
就是它 非常棒
That's good enough Okay
很好 好的
That's part of the deal
那是交易的一部分
Now see, world families have colors
现在我们看见世界家庭有了颜色
This is a copy of Baron Fishton box, a Bavarian family's armor and
这是Fishton男爵的盒子的复制品 巴伐利亚家庭的盔甲
this is the family color and obviously for this
显然这是这个家族的家族颜色
Since your suppose to walk in and what you traditionally do,
既然你想走进去 你通常会做什么呢
you wear something with your color on And so my spouse who can sew,
你穿上染着你家族的颜色的东西 我的妻子她会缝纫
was kind of to make this for me I can't wear it
她为我做了这个 我不能穿盔甲裙
I feel too much like sissy when I put on or something
我感觉穿上太娘们了
because you know, you just can't appreciate it once you're a guy
你知道 只要你是男人你就不会喜欢这样
The feeling of pulling on this mini skirt, and you know you have
穿上超短裙的感觉 而且
jeans on with mini skirt and it's like I just can't do this
牛仔裤配超短裙 我不能接受
I'll just wear my jeans So, you could have this on if you wish
我就穿牛仔裤 所以 如果你想你可以穿

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欧洲最早的人类居住遗迹可以回溯到公元前35000年的欧洲旧石器时代。定居点、农耕技术和驯养家畜出现于前7000年的欧洲新石器时代早期。从最早的有文字记载的文明到前1200年文明暂时倒退消失，铜是制作工具和武器的主要金属材料，历史学家把该时期命名为青铜时代。

欧洲古典时期从前700年古希腊文字再次出现开始。罗马共和国于前509年建立。罗马帝国的领土约于公元150年到达最大。395年，罗马帝国一分为二。476年，最后一个西罗马帝国皇帝罗慕路斯·奥古斯都被废黜，欧洲进入中世纪时期。