地点：中央公园咖啡馆
人物：莫妮卡，钱德勒，罗斯，乔伊，伊丽莎白
事件：罗斯和伊丽莎白转为地下情，朋友们开罗斯的玩笑，调侃伊丽莎白的年纪。

Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that, sir.
Ross: Oh, that is quite all right, ma'am.
Chandler: So, why is she leaving? Is it a school night and she has a lot of homework to do?
Ross: Yes, her molecular epidemiology paper is due tomorrow.
Chandler: Oh, tell her good luck with that.
Ross: Anyone else? Huh? Bring 'em on!
Rachel: Oo! When's her birthday?
Ross: I don't know, Rachel, why?
Rachel: Well, y'know, it's just been so long since I've been to Chuckie Cheese.
Monica: Oh, I like Elizabeth.
Ross: Well, thanks!
Monica: Yeah. In fact, I like her so much; you tell her I want my cookies early this year! Y'know, a box of Thin Mints and some Tag-a-Longs.