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Some of you probably are much more stew when you read

你们在读的时候大脑可能会一片混乱

I'm in kind of different modes when I read

我在读的时候老是切换不同模式

Sometimes I'm just reading along and another times I'm trying to read

有时候只是机械地读下去 有时候我要读得很费力

I think it's the second or third time I read this,

我曾经批评这是一本愚蠢的书

before I stupidly, because I commented this gobbly book,

有差不多两三次

where he does the incantation and I just skipped over it,

每当有咒语的地方我就跳过

I didn't read it

根本不看它

And so, about the third time, I think,

差不多第三遍的时候

I actually looked at it, I went "well duh "

我开始读这些 然后"哇"

About 70 percent way down, on page 45,

45页上约七成文字往下

if we looked at this, look it's just,

如果你看到了

It's written backwards, it's all there, it's just backwards

它是逆向书写的 都在这儿 全是倒着写的

It says "Merlin's compliments to Neptune, "

梅林赞美了海神

and will he kindly accept this boy, as a fish?"

那么他会接受这个男孩变成一条鱼吗"

Yeah, so that was my reaction was like going "well, duh "

是的 我的反应正是"哇"

Alright, I probably taught this course once or twice,

大约在讲了这门课一两次之后

before I went "Oh well"

我才会 "哦 感觉不错"

And so, I always figured it always take three times a teacher course

因此 我总是说 一个老师要在教了三遍课程之后

before you begin to feel like you know what you're doing,

才会真正意识到你在讲些什么

well that's true or not

不管是不是真的

It takes three times to figure things out

总要在三遍之后才发现

Neptune appears and he is going to be changed, what kind of fish?

海神出现了 他要变身了 变成什么鱼呢

You know,

你知道

If you read as far as I asked today which will probably not get into that part

如果你们之前读过我要求的内容

Oh, I meant to mention, with the armor, this is armor wax,

哦 刚才说盔甲的时候我忘了说 这是盔甲蜡

and you see it as a paraffin, if you put it in microwaves

你们能看到 它有点像石蜡 如果把它放进微波炉里

and kinda, it's a mess to hassle

它就会化掉

I didnt know what I was getting myself into

我也不知道给自己穿上了什么东西

But it;s special in the wax

但是在蜡里感觉挺特别的

What kind of fish did he asked to be?

他想变成什么鱼呢

A perch

鲈鱼

Why?

为什么呢

Doesn't want to be a silly roach,

他不想做一只傻鳊鱼

doesn't want to be a sucker down in Nixa, get fried up for Sucker Day

不想做Nixa河中的一只蠢货 最后被油煎成为蠢货的午餐

I wanna be a bottom dweller

他想做一名常驻者

He didn't choose to be a muskie

他没有选择作狼鱼

Yeah, kind of, a cool fish

对 那是个无耻之徒

If you take, who's gonna be the evil presence?

如果你选择 谁会成为霸主呢

What kind of fish is the evil presence in the moat?

谁会成为壕沟中魔鬼一样的存在呢

A pike

梭鱼

He doesn't wanna be a bad guy

他不想成为一个坏人

He never picks, like when he picks what kind of bird he's gonna become

就像他在选择作一只鸟的时候

He doesn't pick the biggest, baddest bird, you know

他不会选择做最大最霸气的鸟

He always pick something that's kind of attractive, you know

他会选择做一只有魅力的

The not, big evil one

而不是霸王型那个

视频及简介

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