Delia: Oh, my feet hurt! We must have walked for fours hours straight today. I have blisters on my heels and bruises on my toes. Where are my band-aids?
Yoshi: Yeah, your feet look bad. I told you not to wear new shoes on vacation, but you wouldn’t listen.
Delia: Oh, yeah? Look at you! I told you to put on sunscreen, and did you? Your face and neck are sunburned. Your skin is going to be red and peeling tomorrow.
Yoshi: I’ll be fine. If it weren’t for my stomachache, I’d be ready to walk another four hours.
Delia: I told you not to eat food from street vendors.
Yoshi: My stomach is just feeling a little irritated and I have a little diarrhea. It’s nothing serious.
Delia: You probably have salmonella or food poisoning.
Yoshi: No, I don’t! Don’t be ridiculous. Here are some band-aids. Now leave me in peace.
Delia: Fine. I’ll let you suffer in silence. I won’t say another word.
Yoshi: Will miracles never cease?